May 16

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How to take over the world.

In five easy stages.


Let us suppose that you have an insatiable lust for power; for control, how would you go about world domination?

.Infiltration. It would be best to place your pawns in positions of control, covertly. Elected office would be ideal; as people would assume that these enemy forces had been legitimately elected. Should they discover that votes had been rigged; it wouldn’t matter; as elections are always compromised; politicians are corrupt, everybody knows that.


Control. Secret societies are a great tool. The members of these brotherhoods have loyalties to other members and the specific order, it is expected    that they would never divulge any hidden agenda; as these people swear blood oaths. The tentacles of these secret orders spread world wide; ignoring borders and treaties; therefore treason becomes easy. Money can be manipulated; along with any service; as people are greedy and will work for trinkets.


Hierarchy. Put an aura of awe around somebody and they have control over the people. From a guy in a suit carrying a clipboard; to a woman on a throne wearing a crown, an old man in a dress or a policeman with a gun, a black robed barker of instructions, to a moronic newsreader. Movie stars and pop singers; the people stand in awe. These are untouchables; or are they?


Stealth. This is the easy part as people are expendable, drop poison into the water; food and from the air. Rope in some of the hierarchy to enforce things that meet with resistance. Vaccinate the children with poison to shorten their lives and make them susceptible to illnesses, give them sweet things to eat; teeth decay and can be filled with toxins. People will become sicker; so roll out the lies that there are nasty germs around; so you can deliver more poison. Open the borders; so the fools will think that the newcomers are the enemy; this ploy; used with false flags; will be a huge success; and give the reason for the next stage.


Brute force. When all of the above begin to crumble, force is the only way to realise the dream; to finalise the agenda. The best way is to continue with the lies; which are easily fed to the unsuspecting people; that there is always an unseen enemy; and citizens need protection. So; you roll out the tanks and the armies; for the good of the people. The forces will come with a smile and offers of assistance; training; aid and friendship. After all it is time that wars ended not so? They will use the tunnels underground to move around, and walk amongst the people. All the armies on earth would follow the same pattern, in lock step, unison. Military vehicles would be seen in the neighbourhoods; lined up; oiled and gassed; waiting for the order; ships and submarines will lie off shore. Should some wide awake people see that something is amiss; they will be silenced. The military blindly follow orders; for the pay cheque; like any prostitute and feel that as they have the guns…….well.

psychopath convention

That’s how I would take over the world, slowly; covertly; over thousands of years. To create; one must first destroy.


I would do exactly what has been done. The best part is, the people would never know until it was a done deal. The people would kill their loved ones and roll in their own blood. The world would be a battle zone; no help would come from any quarter; devastation; chaos. From that chaos I would bring order and rule for a thousand years, leaving a few slaves to run my New World.


One last thing, if you want to rule the world you need some qualifications. You will have to be a psychopath; incapable of empathy for the suffering of entire species of inhabitants; wildlife and the biosphere of the target. You will need patience as this will take many generations. You will need to keep your plans a secret; which can be done with compartmentalisation and national security. You will need to be able to trust your pawns; as some will begin to talk; threats can work well; especially as the talkers obviously have some latent empathy. You will need to be an accomplished deceiver; liar; which is simple when you are as evil as you will need to be. You will need to remain hidden at all times; another easy one as you are a coward.

When you give the order and the pawns begin to pop out of the ground and shoot at the women and children; remember that you will be in the cross hairs of some of the strongest; bravest people that you can imagine. These people have a soul and are prepared to fight to the last to stop you; and they have allies; some of them within your trusted ones. Do not sleep.

You could attempt an escape from the prison of your reality; using scientists and ancient technology; or you could summon assistance from outside; risking annihilation; but heh; it’s your call.

You have been warned.

I have added a poem, just in case you are having second thoughts; about how you wish to be remembered. Oh; and I know that you think you can remove the cattle that don’t want to go to market; that some of them feel that you wouldn’t go that far; or that you are a saviour of some sort. Be prepared to meet a strong resistance; after all you have always loved a challenge. I wish you the best of luck.


Success by Bessie Anderson Stanley

“He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much;
Who has enjoyed the trust of pure women, the respect of intelligent men and the love of little children;
Who has filled his niche and accomplished his task;
Who has never lacked appreciation of Earth’s beauty or failed to express it;
Who has left the world better than he found it,
Whether an improved poppy, a perfect poem, or a rescued soul;
Who has always looked for the best in others and given them the best he had;
Whose life was an inspiration;
Whose memory a benediction.”

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